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CAST

09058010620_list NAME: Edmund 'Fistpump" Poliks
ROLE: Producer, Actor, Writer, Editor, Camera

INFORMATION:
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike.

09059201024_list NAME: Nicole Bell
ROLE: Producer, Actor, Camera, Editor, Writer

INFORMATION:
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor.

10132075843_list NAME: Dylan Owen
ROLE: Actor, Writer, Editor, Camera

INFORMATION:
Trogdor.

10128221302_list NAME: Nikko Carlson
ROLE: Actor, Writer

INFORMATION:
I started watching Rain Man. But then I turned it off.

10145220958_list NAME: Andy Vanderveer
ROLE: Actor, Camera, Editor, Writer

INFORMATION:
I'm the hottest guy I know you know. Girls, they come to me like a fly coming to S**t. I mean look at these guns. You can't compete with that.

Soon_list NAME: Anne McNulty
ROLE: Actor

INFORMATION:

09058011751_list NAME: Dylan Hubbard
ROLE: Actor, Writer

INFORMATION:
Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester.

09058012243_list NAME: Christoffer O'Conner
ROLE: Actor, Writer

INFORMATION:
Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living.

09079011924_list NAME: Susan Jones
ROLE: Actor, Stunt Double

INFORMATION:
Today, my fiancee broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment.

10026222608_list NAME: Amberly Pozzi
ROLE: Writer, Actor

INFORMATION:
Today, I took the subway to school and the man across from me would not stop staring at my breasts. Finally the train came to my stop, so as I got up I said "Nothing to see now, asshole", but then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off too. He was blind.

10026222229_list NAME: Riley Driver
ROLE: Writer, Camera, Actor

INFORMATION:
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes.

10026223515_list NAME: Kevin Bounds
ROLE: Actor

INFORMATION:
Today, I was picking my sister up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball strangely rolled over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball.

10026224619_list NAME: Ma'idah Lashani
ROLE: Actor

INFORMATION:
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test.